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I’ll be the first to tell you it works. Basically you take 3 pills a day with food, and follow a diet and excersize plan. Simple enough, and it’s the first true diet that has worked for me. My husband has had good results as well.

What you PROBABLY didn’t pay attention to (like me)were the side effects, and if the stores that sell Alli were smart they would put the pills right next to the depends, because eventually it will become necessary.

When the disclaimer says “may cause anal leakage” what they mean is “WILL cause anal leakage if you fuck up” that means if you stop for a Big Mac on your lunch break thinking “Oh I’m on Alli and it’s a fat blocker” you will pay dearly. When it also states that you may need an extra change of pants, I suggest you do it. Crapping your pants is one thing, but spewing bright orange grease is a whole new ballgame, as this liquid seepage does not forgive leaving anything you wear stained. What do I mean? Go to Taco Bell and just get yourself a regular taco, sit it in your underwear overnight, and voila! Alli. Pretty soon, you will see adults carrying diaper bags for themselves, and changing tables in their bedrooms. for that middle of the night accident. You think this is a joke, it’s not. It comes at you fast and furious with no warning whatsoever.

Example, Caroline was doing her regular household chores, she felt nothing, not even a stomach gurgle that you might get when your body warns you that nature is calling. She vacuumed, wiped down the mirrors, and was about to fetch the laundry when out of nowhere she felt a greasy wetness in her drawers. “What in the hell?” Caroline exclaimed as she stopped dead in her tracks and made a 360 to the bathroom. What she saw horrified her, and also ruined a nice pair of VS panties she had just bought. Exasperated, she cleaned herself up, and tried feverishly to spray and wash the panties clean to no avail. After donning fresh underwear she resumed her duties when no more than 30 minutes later it happened AGAIN. Caroline was horrified, this stuff was coming from nowhere with NO warning! But you see my friends, she had ignored all the warnings on the Alli, failed to read through the pamphlet, and ignored her friends who told her it might happen, so when she dug into her chicken fried steak and gravy at breakfast with the “girls” that morning she was actually quite arrogant about it, thinking for once she had foiled fat and high calories, but they in return have a mission and that is to teach you a lesson!

I am in no way, shape, or form, trying to discourage anyone who wants to give it a try, but do yourself a favor and don’t just dive in head first without reading the literature. Things could get real messy if you don’t.

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